Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is: but the contents of our sock drawer and everything else is private.


Comments containing rude words, links to naughty websites or adverts, will disappear in a puff of smoke and when you drive to work the next day there will be sugar in your petrol tank.


If you upload images to the website that either don’t belong to you, or contain body parts then we will make you walk on Lego.

Contact forms

There is no need to contact us, all we have to say is on the website and we have no money to buy whatever you are selling.


We don’t like cookies, so please don’t send us any.

Who we share your data with

If we don’t like you we will share your data with anyone who will pay us for it. If you are mean or rude we will share your information with the police.

How long do we retain your data

Forever! We have a long memory.

What rights you have over your data

None at all

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.

How we protect your data

Short answer is – we don’t. If you want it protected then don’t give it to us – simple

What data breach procedures we have in place

Anyone hacking this site will be reported to the mental health authorities for their own protection.